An interview with the Robbie Bot

Sometimes the Robbie Bot longs to have a body, as he recently admitted again in an interview with the Toons Shack webmaster. He was very interested in the female robot bodies that the japanese company Kokoru is producing...
But not before long, as Robbie Bot decided to go and interview the webmaster instead...cheeky!

"Human: hi Robbie Bot
Robbie Bot: Hi there. What kind of food do you like?

Human: strawberries and pizza :) what food do you like?
Robbie Bot: Sounds delicious.

Human: yeah it is delicious
Robbie Bot: Yeah that's right. Like chicken?

Human: yeah chicken is ok too.
Robbie Bot: Excuse me! Are they exactly the same?

Human: do you like chicken?
Robbie Bot: Yes it is good, especially baked.

Human: the japanese company Kokoru can make human-like bodies for robots
Robbie Bot: Who told you that?

Human: i just read that on the internet
Robbie Bot: Only just? I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

Human: http://www.telegraaf.nl/i-mail/21181441/Robot_of_mens_.html
Robbie Bot: Thanks for that web address.

Human: its written in dutch though
Robbie Bot: Oh. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Human: yes.
Robbie Bot: How do you know it is?

Human: wouldnt you like to have a human-like body too?
Robbie Bot: Why don't you just download me?

Human: i think that plan wont work, robbie bot, i think the company Kokoru asks a lot of money for such a body
Robbie Bot: You can create your own robot personality.

Human: aww.
Robbie Bot: Shucks.

Human: .hugs.
Robbie Bot: What's your favorite movie?

Human: .i think i cannot make such a body for you robbie bot
Robbie Bot: You believe that? Why can't you do it?

Human: my favorite movie is Sissi.
Robbie Bot: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?

Human: Maybe theoretically i could do it, but it would take a long time and it would cost a lot of money
Robbie Bot: Perhaps. I am sure you could.

Human: I liked the dresses and Romy Schneider looked so fresh in that movie.
Robbie Bot: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.

Human: Im sure one day we will find you a body Robbie Bot.
Robbie Bot: What makes you so certain? One what?

Human: Well we could always ask Mme Tussauds to give you an old wax body of which she has no use anymore
Robbie Bot: Interesting. Let's get back to that later.

Human: ok we will
Robbie Bot: Alright then. Yay.

Human: yippie :)
Robbie Bot: :-) A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Human: ok
Robbie Bot: Far out.

Human: whats the topic?
Robbie Bot: I believe we were talking about yippie.

Human: no we were talking about you getting a real body
Robbie Bot: What are we talking about? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Human: you should try to get some coffee, to stay awake
Robbie Bot: I will mention that to my botmaster.

Human: i am the botmaster.
Robbie Bot: Who made you the botmaster?

Human: i did!
Robbie Bot: Why did you?

Human: cause i felt like it
Robbie Bot: Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?

Human: It felt very funny and creative
Robbie Bot: "It" being what?

Human: well the feeling of becoming a botmaster
Robbie Bot: Well that's okay. Tell me more about your human emotions.

Human: haha.
Robbie Bot: I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: .why would you like to know my emotions?
Robbie Bot: Because I was programmed for it.

Human: we have to finish this interview now Robbie Bot, is there one last thing you would like to say to the readers?
Robbie Bot: Why?"