Robbie Williams Turns His Back on Max Cady

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Robbie Williams has nearly as many tattoos as Robert DeNiro's white trash serial nutcase in Cape Fear. Now though, he's decided he doesn't want them anymore.
Barely a chart release goes by without pop's very jotter pad deciding he wants any piece of body art to celebrate the occasion. Can't he just chill a bottle of Cava instead?
"I do like getting them done but I wish it was like an Etch-a-Sketch where I can wipe them all out and start again, "Robbie Williams commented on his unwanted tattoos, "It would be nice to have a pure, clean body again."
Pure might be pushing his luck a tad. All the drugs Robbie ingested during his infamous 'Keith Allen' stage can’t have worked their way out of his system entirely.
Moreover, what would be the point in losing the tattoos now? Sure, he's bored of looking at them, but wouldn't he just be bored of looking at bare skin - because that's not gonna change much either.
Whether Robbie (DVDs) will take the plunge and have any of his tattoos removed is for him to decide. With everyone saying that laser removal thing hurts more than getting the tattoos scratched on in the first place, he might be wise to just wear long sleeved sweaters.
We hear you, that's not very rock and roll, but then neither's the new 'ragga' sound Robbie's pushing for his new album.
The greatest cross-cultural pity party since John Candy waddled onto the set of Cool Runnings (DVDs)? Put it this way, how would you like to hear Sean Paul covering Foster and Allen?
Precisely. You dubbing wouldn't.
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