What's up, Robbie?
Quoted from: http://www.thesun.co.uk
'ROBBIE WILLIAMS was so knackered after having too much sex on tour that he had to call a doctor.
I've been keeping you posted on his legendary swordsmanship in Scandinavia this week, a trip which has elevated him straight to the top of my Bizarre Shaggers League 2006.
Yesterday I told you the tally was up to three conquests for the week.
But Robbie - who is on the road with his appropriately named Close Encounters Tour - has enticed another young lady to enjoy his company.
It brought his score to FOUR women in FIVE days.
But all that lovemaking made him so weary he had to call for first aid on Thursday morning.
A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.
He later told the crowd at Copenhagen's Parken national stadium in Denmark: 'I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn't want to let you down, brothers and sisters.'
A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn't find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.
Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday - although only one of them stayed over.
On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.
I've managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I'm a doctor across her ample chest.
Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.
He joked about his groupie action during the gig on Wednesday, telling the 45,000 crowd: 'Did you read the paper today?
'It says I kissed a mystery red-haired girl in the hotel bar. I can only confirm the rumour. And she was very cute.
'Actually, I don't kiss on the first date - but she asked so nicely.'
Robbie's live show attracted former Manchester United and Denmark goalkeeping legend PETER SCHMEICHEL - as well as the country’s Crown Prince Frederick.
Meanwhile, I've been handed Robbie’s backstage rider for his Copenhagen gigs, and it makes amusing reading.
The star demands soft toilet paper, two deodorants, toothpicks, soap and two freshly laundered towels.
Well, he does need to keep well groomed for all those lovely Scandi-ladies.'

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