Wally's mate Willy!

THEY usually can't move for laydees but two of Britain's most eligible bachelors failed to pull in spectacular style on a recent night out. Robbie Williams and Little Britain star David Walliams hit London town on Thursday. Their mission? To snag some gorgeous girlies. Unfortunately, the dynamic duo - who recently dressed as transvestites for a Comic Relief sketch - went home empty-handed.

Wearing a cravat and waistcoat, while smoking a strange little brown cigarette, the Robster obviously decided to replace David's regular camp sidekick Matt Lucas. The pair, and a few male pals, started the night by dining out at upmarket restaurant Nobu, before heading to West End nightclub Funky Buddha. "When they got to Funky Buddha, it was still early," our spy confides. "Robbie wasn't happy because there weren't enough women about. "So they decided to go on the prowl somewhere else first and came back to the club around midnight." Rob, 31, who hid behind dark shades for much of the night, convinced funnyman David to try out Soho House. "They clearly crashed and burned there," says our insider. "It wasn't long before they were back at Funky Buddha. "They got themselves a table in the VIP area and Rob, who was only drinking water, hit the dance floor." The Angels crooner, who now spends most of his time living at his LA pad, is back in the UK for a record company meeting. A close pal of the star admitted Rob finds it "tough" when back in Britain. "He's at a loss for something to do and has few close friends to spend time with. "Though David and Robbie only really got to know each other while filming the Little Britain sketch, he still regards him as a close mate. "Rob's problem is that he's lonely and doesn't have many friends to hang around with." "It depresses him and, because he's had alcohol problems in the past, he can't go out and have a drink like other guys." Poor Rob's also suffered a string of failed relationships, being linked to (among others) Rachel Hunter, Geri Halliwell, Nicole Appleton and, most recently, probation worker Lisa Brash. He was forced to cut all ties with Brash when she sold a kiss and tell to the Sunday papers. "It's not that easy for Rob to meet women," says his mate. "He went out on Thursday hoping to hook up with someone but, although he and David got a lot of attention, they went home alone." Will their luck change?

Sorry, boys, computer says no!

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/