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'Robbie Williams is back with Intensive Care, the most critically acclaimed album of his career.
In the midst of European live shows and a mile-high stack of promotional duties, the gazillion-selling entertainer IM'd us and spent a good hour getting fruity*. Enjoy.
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*This interview contains strong language.
AOLMusicEd: Good evening
RWIntensiveCare: Hi
AOLMusicEd: How has your day been?
RWIntensiveCare: Really good, except my arm is all bruised from falling over at football
AOLMusicEd: Ouch. On Astroturf?
RWIntensiveCare: No, grass
AOLMusicEd: Well, that's better.
AOLMusicEd: So, I just heard your album over at EMI HQ. Congrats - it's sounding fabulous
RWIntensiveCare: ty
AOLMusicEd: Check you, with the IM lingo!
RWIntensiveCare: I play Scrabble online
RWIntensiveCare: lol
AOLMusicEd: Ah - the secret online life of Robbie Williams
RWIntensiveCare: Indeed
AOLMusicEd: I'm loving the first single
RWIntensiveCare: ty
RWIntensiveCare: I'm loving angels instead
RWIntensiveCare: lol
AOLMusicEd: Aw, c'mon you can do better than that
AOLMusicEd: :-D
AOLMusicEd: And the video is v cute
RWIntensiveCare: The vid is a few of my dreams scrambled together
AOLMusicEd: I was going to say, it's very dreamlike
AOLMusicEd: I mean, duh, you're in bed
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah... there was a dream I had the other night...
AOLMusicEd: Go on...
RWIntensiveCare: With Jennifer Aniston....
AOLMusicEd: Uh-oh
RWIntensiveCare: We were on a date...
RWIntensiveCare: And it was going really well...
AOLMusicEd: Phew
RWIntensiveCare: And I thought to myself... wait till she sees me levitate... so
RWIntensiveCare: I levitated and she didn't like it... weird
RWIntensiveCare: In fact, she looked repulsed
AOLMusicEd: Aw, that's so awful
RWIntensiveCare: Date over... oh well
AOLMusicEd: I wonder what it means
RWIntensiveCare: Don't levitate with Hollywood stars
AOLMusicEd: Gotcha
AOLMusicEd: Have you met her?
RWIntensiveCare: No
RWIntensiveCare: I saw her in a bar once
RWIntensiveCare: That's about is 'a kind'
AOLMusicEd: So true
RWIntensiveCare: Where r u?
AOLMusicEd: In Hammersmith. Where r u?
RWIntensiveCare: In Chelsea
RWIntensiveCare: U in an office or home?
AOLMusicEd: In my office
RWIntensiveCare: Are u fit?
AOLMusicEd: Of course
AOLMusicEd: Shall we talk about music?
RWIntensiveCare: No
RWIntensiveCare: Describe yourself pls
AOLMusicEd: Erm
RWIntensiveCare: Go on
RWIntensiveCare: Hair colour?
AOLMusicEd: I'm dark-haired
AOLMusicEd: Brown eyes
RWIntensiveCare: Collars and cuffs?
AOLMusicEd: So cheeky!
RWIntensiveCare: Well, what d'ya expect?
AOLMusicEd: Who am I kidding?
RWIntensiveCare: I'm Cheeky Robbie, aren't I?
AOLMusicEd: It's all good
RWIntensiveCare: Good
RWIntensiveCare: Let's not talk music - let's flirt!
AOLMusicEd: Anyway, Mr Cheeky Robbie, do you like chatting online? Presumably it's easier than chatting to people in bars
RWIntensiveCare: I have to be in the right mood to talk at all
RWIntensiveCare: u?
AOLMusicEd: Same - sometimes I'm v chatty, sometimes I can't be bothered
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah... I'm getting better though... used to be s***
AOLMusicEd: Is that coz you're mellowing?
RWIntensiveCare: Just forgot how to chat
AOLMusicEd: The drugs?
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah... and the meds are working... lol
AOLMusicEd: I'm glad to hear it - you do need to take care of yourself
RWIntensiveCare: Do u work for AOL all the time?
AOLMusicEd: I do - I produce all the live AOL sessions
AOLMusicEd: You did one for AOL US
RWIntensiveCare: Ages ago?
AOLMusicEd: Ya
RWIntensiveCare: Where will this go out?
AOLMusicEd: This will be on AOL UK
RWIntensiveCare: When?
AOLMusicEd: As soon as I can edit the flirty bits out :)
RWIntensiveCare: Nooooooooooooooo!
AOLMusicEd: We're playing two tracks from your new album every day next week
RWIntensiveCare: u musn't
RWIntensiveCare: They're the best bits
AOLMusicEd: OK, I won't
RWIntensiveCare: ty
AOLMusicEd: Can we talk about the album now?
RWIntensiveCare: No
RWIntensiveCare: r u English?
AOLMusicEd: OK fine, I tried :)
AOLMusicEd: Yes, from Yorkshire
RWIntensiveCare: Where do you come from?
RWIntensiveCare: Oh... a Yorkshire lass
RWIntensiveCare: How old?
RWIntensiveCare: I'm 31
AOLMusicEd: 29
RWIntensiveCare: Oh nice
RWIntensiveCare: Blind date
RWIntensiveCare: :-O
AOLMusicEd: You're brave
AOLMusicEd: Where you taking me?
RWIntensiveCare: I didn't get where I am today... etc
RWIntensiveCare: Dunno
RWIntensiveCare: It's difficult for me to get about really
AOLMusicEd: I'm sure
RWIntensiveCare: Got any good films you'd like to watch?
AOLMusicEd: Wallace & Gromit?
AOLMusicEd: First thing I thought of
RWIntensiveCare: They had a fire, didn't they?
AOLMusicEd: I know!
RWIntensiveCare: Has someone famous died today?
AOLMusicEd: I mean get a sprinkler system
AOLMusicEd: I don't think so
RWIntensiveCare: Just had the news on with the sound down
AOLMusicEd: Ronnie Barker's funeral
RWIntensiveCare: Oh bless
AOLMusicEd: And Maggie Thatcher having a birthday bash
AOLMusicEd: We could go to that
AOLMusicEd: It's at the Mandarin
AOLMusicEd: You might be alright there
RWIntensiveCare: Oh maybe we go there
RWIntensiveCare: How old is she?
AOLMusicEd: 80
AOLMusicEd: A bit old for you
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah
AOLMusicEd: Can we talk about LIVE 8 now?
RWIntensiveCare: OK
AOLMusicEd: I was working there
AOLMusicEd: We web-streamed most of the shows
RWIntensiveCare: ic
AOLMusicEd: And yes, I'm actually doing some work now
RWIntensiveCare: k!
AOLMusicEd: I'm not flirting now - you were brilliant
AOLMusicEd: Honestly - a total highlight, I'm sure you've been told
RWIntensiveCare: ty vm
AOLMusicEd: Did it register how massive it was?
RWIntensiveCare: People said some really nice things about it...and the audience were f****** brilliant
AOLMusicEd: You just seem to know how to work them though
AOLMusicEd: Push the right buttons
RWIntensiveCare: To be honest, I react to them
AOLMusicEd: Is that your 'evil twin'?
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah
AOLMusicEd: Interesting...
RWIntensiveCare: He's useful sometimes
AOLMusicEd: So I read that you were v scared before you went on at LIVE 8 but relieved to see David Beckham was more scared before he went on
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah, in a perverse way it made me very calm... I mean ... he's the captain of England!
AOLMusicEd: Did you watch the game last night? Silly question
RWIntensiveCare: Of course
RWIntensiveCare: It was kind of an anti-climax... no one seemed to be that thrilled that we'd qualified
AOLMusicEd: I know what you mean - I just noticed there was a LOT of touchy-feely going on at the end
AOLMusicEd: Everyone was just stroking and patting each other - quite bizarre
RWIntensiveCare: They're all secret gays
AOLMusicEd: That must be it
AOLMusicEd: So the Stephen Duffy writing partnership seems to be working out OK for you?
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah, its magic... he's got a great record collection... so we've got really good points of reference
AOLMusicEd: What's your record collection like?
RWIntensiveCare: About too much space on my hard drive
AOLMusicEd: How much musi c do you buy?
RWIntensiveCare: I buy a couple of albums a day
AOLMusicEd: What did you buy today?
RWIntensiveCare: Soulwax... Electronic by Electronic... and... wait a min
AOLMusicEd: The Soulwax one is wicked - is it the new one?
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah, I think so... Belle and Sebastian... Madonna... Kanye West
AOLMusicEd: All today? Which Madonna?
RWIntensiveCare: No, not all today... last few days... the Immaculate Collection
AOLMusicEd: Such a classic
RWIntensiveCare: Yep
AOLMusicEd: So how long are you in London for?
RWIntensiveCare: Another 3 weeks
AOLMusicEd: Then back to LA before it turns really cold?
RWIntensiveCare: No, I gotta go to Mexico...
RWIntensiveCare: ...cos I'm an international popstar
AOLMusicEd: Oh yeah
RWIntensiveCare: :-)
AOLMusicEd: What other international pop duties do you have this evening then? RWIntensiveCare: Ever been to Ramoush Juice on the Kings Road?
AOLMusicEd: Nup
RWIntensiveCare: I'm eating the world's best kebab
AOLMusicEd: Noooooooooooooooo !
AOLMusicEd: I'm so hungry
RWIntensiveCare: It's lovely
RWIntensiveCare: And clean and healthy too
AOLMusicEd: Chicken or lamb?
RWIntensiveCare: Lamb
AOLMusicEd: Do you have chilli sauce on the keyboard?
RWIntensiveCare: y
RWIntensiveCare: Not my keyboard
AOLMusicEd: I won't tell you about the levels of bacteria on a keyboard now then...
RWIntensiveCare: Oh dear
AOLMusicEd: I can tell you're distracted by the 'bab now
RWIntensiveCare: Finished
AOLMusicEd: I can't compete
AOLMusicEd: Oh k
AOLMusicEd: Are you alright to carry on for a bit?
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah
AOLMusicEd: k - well just let me know when you're over it
AOLMusicEd: It's not like I can see you looking bored
RWIntensiveCare: Anything on telly 2night?
AOLMusicEd: I'm just looking
RWIntensiveCare: k
AOLMusicEd: Mike Bassett - Manager
AOLMusicEd: It's a TV series based on the film
RWIntensiveCare: Oh
RWIntensiveCare: I had a song called Summertime in that film... good tune too... even if I do say so myself
AOLMusicEd: What TV do you like?
RWIntensiveCare: Repeats of 321 and Catchphrase
RWIntensiveCare: If you see it, say it
AOLMusicEd: Say what you see!
RWIntensiveCare: Keep pressing, keep guessing!
AOLMusicEd: It's good but it's not right!
AOLMusicEd: What's Mr Chips up to now?
RWIntensiveCare: What's Mr Chips doing there?
AOLMusicEd: Etc
RWIntensiveCare: lol
AOLMusicEd: Haha
RWIntensiveCare: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
AOLMusicEd: I'm also a fan of Bullseye
AOLMusicEd: Keep out of the black and in the red!
RWIntensiveCare: Me too - haven't seen any repeats yet
AOLMusicEd: There's nothing in this game for two in a bed!
AOLMusicEd: How good's that?
RWIntensiveCare: Now it's going to take me a few minutes to count out the money... we'll be back after the break!
RWIntensiveCare: bfh
AOLMusicEd: BFH - bus fare home
AOLMusicEd: Too good
RWIntensiveCare: I like Most Haunted 2
RWIntensiveCare: Anything ghosty
AOLMusicEd: Not seen that - do you believe in ghosts then?
RWIntensiveCare: Yeah, spose so... beginning to believe a lot less
AOLMusicEd: Why's that?
RWIntensiveCare: Just had a few things happen that make me go, oooooh f*** it! But I still love the whole thing... ghosts... ufos... time travel... Egyptology... etc
RWIntensiveCare: You're 5ft 9 then?
AOLMusicEd: Sadly not
AOLMusicEd: Is that your ideal ladyheight?
RWIntensiveCare: I don't have 1... how tall r u then?
AOLMusicEd: About 5'5
AOLMusicEd: How tall are u?
RWIntensiveCare: 6.1
AOLMusicEd: Blimey - you look a lot smaller on telly
AOLMusicEd: Just kidding - people always say that
RWIntensiveCare: People always say that
AOLMusicEd: lol
RWIntensiveCare: I think it's because I've got dumpy footy legs!
RWIntensiveCare: I'm just gonna check to see if there are any repeats. If so, wanna watch them with me?
AOLMusicEd: Could do
RWIntensiveCare: Could do! You've gone all coy... cos u know I mean it
AOLMusicEd: Not sure what to think...
RWIntensiveCare: Oh... give over
RWIntensiveCare: Indeed... perfect revenge
AOLMusicEd: I am all shy about it now
RWIntensiveCare: Silly
RWIntensiveCare: You're were all brave when u thought i was joking... u know all my fave catchphrases
RWIntensiveCare: Come on, it'll be a laugh
AOLMusicEd: I'm crap at Scrabble, before you ask
RWIntensiveCare: lol
AOLMusicEd: So is the interview over now?
RWIntensiveCare: Spose so... but don't edit all the good stuff... it makes the interview interesting... people would rather read this stuff than wittering on about music...
RWIntensiveCare: Not that that's the reason for flirting
AOLMusicEd: You're right - the beauty of talking on IM rather than a straight interview
AOLMusicEd: You must get so bored of doing all the interviews
RWIntensiveCare: Not really... only when people r comedy-less or planks
RWIntensiveCare: Keeps me of the streets
AOLMusicEd: That's fair enough
AOLMusicEd: It's been nice chatting
RWIntensiveCare: You 2
RWIntensiveCare: x
RWIntensiveCare: Bye bye'
AOLMusicEd: Bye bye'