UK Singer Robbie Williams Invited To Join UFO Cult

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'The Church of the SubGenius has invited UK pop singer Robbie Williams to join its ranks.

[ClickPress, Wed May 17 2006] In May of 1996, pop singer Robbie Williams announced his intention to start his own mystical religion dedicated to extraterrestrials.

In response to this statement, the Church of the SubGenius has made an offer for Williams to join their ranks. Church member Reverend Modemac stated, "If Mr. Williams wants to join a UFO cult, then have we got one for him!"

The Church of the SubGenius is a popular organization often seen as a "parody" of religious cults, including Scientology, the Raelians, and the Unification Church. It was founded in 1953 by a mysterious figure named J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, whose smiling, pipe-smoking image has been seen worldwide in chip art, graffiti, tattoos, and rock albums from performers ranging from Devo and George Clinton to Sublime. A number of celebrities are SubGenius ministers, including former Talking Heads singer David Byrne, Penn Jillette, Robert Anton Wilson, and Pee-Wee Herman.

The Church has issued a prediction that invading aliens from outer space will arrive on Earth on July 5th, 2006 (or "X-Day"), and that only the ordained members of the Church of the SubGenius will survive the oncoming cataclysm. Membership in the Church costs $30 USA, and Robbie Williams will be required to pay this membership fee in order to join.

However, the Church promises all members they will get their money's worth. The Church has a standing offer: "Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back."

In an interview with CNN, Church business manager Reverend Ivan Stang said, "We're probably the only cult that admits we're ripping them off every day, and teaching them to enjoy it."

Official Web site of the Church of the SubGenius:

http://www.subgenius.com

Wikipedia article on the Church:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

X-Day and the invading extraterrestrial aliens:

http://www.modemac.com/x-day

Company: First Online Church of Bob
Contact Name: modemac
Contact Email: modemac@modemac.com
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