Devilish ladies ;)

Quoted from: http://www.mirror.co.uk

'ROB THE GOB
8 October 2005
Weird rant at album launch
ANY doubts that Robbie Williams hadn't completely lost the plot were blown away yesterday when he accused our Kiki of being a "demon".
Time for your medication, Robs.
At the Berlin launch of his album, he certainly wasn't taking Intensive Care with his words. The 31-year-old said: "Are you the new 3am girl? They've sent you here as a demon!
I know what all you girls are like. You flounce in here all pretty with your big smile and acting all nice and sweet and then, bang, you turn away and you stab me in the chest.
The singer went on: "Well, I'll be your willing accomplice, shall I?
"How about you come and see me later in my hotel and I'll feed you false information and you can feed me grapes."
No thanks, we'll pass on that one, Rob.
With chat-up lines like that the only person he's going to be feeding in the near future is best mate Jonathan Wilkes' first baby, which is due in spring.
TV presenter Jonathan, 37, told us at Sky One's The Match in Newcastle: "Rob's definitely on the baby-sitting rota.
"He was one of the first to know and he can't wait.
"He owes me lots of favours. He'll be changing nappies as well. I don't know if he'll be godfather - it depends how much he pays me."
Meanwhile, back in Berlin, Rob had the 200-strong crowd of assembled Press at the Tempelhof Airport launch of his record scratching their heads at his manic performance.
When asked about recent single Tripping he promptly stuffed his hands down the front of his trousers.
He then gasped: "Oh God, look at me. I forgot I'm in a room full of people, I genuinely did - I'm just fixing my shirt I promise, I'm not playing with my penis. I'll do that later."
The former Take That member from Stoke-on-Trent now lives in Los Angeles. But he claims he's not bothered US music fans have failed to take him to their hearts.
He ranted: "Robbie Williams hasn't tried to break the States because Robbie Williams really isn't that bothered, so you can shove it up your a**e." Bit of a sore point, Rob?
And attempts to change his life for the better also sound a bit odd. After going to a party for the weird Scientology cult Tom Cruise follows, he said in a recent interview: "I'm in a spiritual lull so I wouldn't rule anything out. Scientology, Buddhism, Kabbalah."
Let's hope he has No Regrets when Kabbalah queen Madonna comes knocking on his door with a few tips.'