Miss P. and K. The F. break up... has Robbie finally found his Missus?

Not so long ago, Toons Shack headquarters received a mysterious phonecall. "Yes....its me, Miss P.", a pirky voice started. "Ive got a hot story for The Robbie Gossip Gazette... are you interested?" Ofcourse The Robbie Gossip Gazette is always interested in hot stories so an appointment was made ASAP with the dame in question.

At the day of the interview, the door of The Robbie Gossip Gazette office swung wide open and there the mystery lady stood in the doorway, legs firmly planted on the ground.... "Hi...I'm Miss P.! The one and only Missus!"

Editor: "Euh...welcome Miss P., please have a seat. Would you like some coffee?"
Miss P.: "Yup! Starbux coffee please! And make it fast, I havent got all day!"
Editor: "Shall we cut to the cake now please, what is that hot story you've got??"
Miss P.: "Yes I'd looooove some cake aswell, hurry!"
Editor: "Sigh... allright allright, but tell us now!!!"
Miss P.: "Well OK then...I've dumped Kermit, he really croaks too much. Croak here, croak there. And he's sooooo jumpy..."

Miss P. and K. The F. in happier times

Miss P.: "I've got another admirer now. He's a singer, songwriter AND an entertainer and sooooo handsome. Robbie is his name. We've really got it going now! Whenever we meet he kisses me in the ... and the ... and ooo the .. and he does the .... to me and... *grunt*. It's a dream!"

A close source to Miss P. has told our reporter: "They have really hit it off! When they saw eachother for the first time they could not keep their hands off eachother and they have been on a string of dates ever since! She is a very down-to earth person and takes her beauty also very serious, taking mud-baths regularly. Robbie keeps text-messaging her with all sorts of naughty stuff!! Or was it Kermie... I couldnt read it very well".

Miss P. as The Queen Of Hearts in "The Muppet Show"

Miss P. is a famous actress who has played amongst others in "The Muppet Show", so she already knows the show-business world inside out and would therefore be a good match for Robbie.

Miss P. .. Or will it be Miss W. real soon?